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Site Reviewed: MUTANT DICKS
Niche: BIG DICKS
The name MutantDicks.com got my imagination revving before I even signed up for the site. What could cause a dick to mutate? Would they have warts all over them, or tentacles growing out of them? Do they squirt out ugly little tadpoles instead of the usual standard issue cum juice? Fortunately, my trepidation turned out to be unfounded, for none of the cunt-splitting dudes featured on MutantDicks.com seems to hail from Chernobyl, as far as I can tell, and the only thing strange about the cocks on display is their incredibly massive and monstrous size. These guys are some lucky bastards, is basically what I’m trying to say. There isn’t a single “average” guy in this extended cavalcade of stunt cocks.
The extensive volume of original content is what makes MutantDicks.com such an attractive potential recipient of your online adult entertainment dollars. The photo galleries featuring exclusive models going one-on-one, double-teamed and even triple-teamed, all by dudes with schlongs so big, they’ll make you wonder what they eat for breakfast. The galleries are well sorted and easy to navigate, as the site is well designed in general.
The videos are great, too, including a lot of exclusive content I haven’t seen anywhere else. My favorite series features this fella by the name of Big Willy. Big Willy and his buds are always on the prowl, at the beach, the supermarket, the local mall, what have you. They chat up the local talent, Bangbus-style, eventually bringing some of the girls back at their place where a little coaxing and gentle persuasion eventually leads to a moment of great unveiling of the most monstrously huge penis these amateur babes have ever laid their wide open eyes on. It’s hilarious, and the gagging, choking, screaming, wailing hardcore action that follows will have you reaching for your meat in a heartbeat!
This being a Guerilla site, you’ll find that all of the usual extras are present and accounted for. You get scads of free video in all formats, sizes and qualities, live stripper chat with video feeds, a mother load of free bonus porn feeds in every category and format imaginable… it’s the full package, including chatrooms, message boards, hook-up zones, free e-zines and more sister-sites than you can shake your snake at!
MutantDicks.com is currently my favorite big dick website on the net. Five Fingers Up!
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